Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
i will never coherently bang her
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
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