Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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