So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
You're a hot mess, you know that?
At least I'm a FUN hot mess. Like a train crash full of pizza, fireworks and glitter.
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
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