I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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