so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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