Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
I drank so much Goldschläger last night, I could shit a necklace.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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