even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
I think the fact that I stole someone's mail and broke my big toe means that I should consider taking some time away from vodka
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