we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
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