it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
Help me help you realize you are a moron
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
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