Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
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