i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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