He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
I'm at subway, this 8 year old kid is judging my fashion sense with his dad. I want to kill myself.
It's ok, he's just 8, he's not judging you.
He just asked why I'm sitting alone. I honestly want to cry.
My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Someone came in the potted fern
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
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