what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
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