i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
You showed up at 4 a.m with two middle-aged men, a 200 dollar bottle of wine, three bottles of beer, no shoes on, and a half eaten red velvet cake.You are never drinking absinthe again.
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
Just puked most of my soul out..
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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