...so i touched it.
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
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