can you come get me and bring me shorts and a shirt
maybe shoes and water too
oh and maybe a noose to hang myself
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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