How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
Randomize
