You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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