Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
Randomize
