On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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