It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
Randomize
