I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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