you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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