its been so long since i'vebeen laid i've forgotten what a penis looks like. When a guy makes me hot i picture him finishing the job by whipping a multi-setting showerhead out of his pants.
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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