You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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