I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
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