You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
Billy Mays is dead, Vince Schlomi is in jail, who's going to sell me useful gadgets at ridiculously low prices now?!
Xanax induced break ups are the best. Since I'm a professional fiancee, I'm going to break up with them on Xanax from now on. It didn't hurt one tiiiiiny bit.
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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