I can't find my pants or my car
I didn't even hookup I think I took them off at taco bell...
ha omg I always lose my dignity at taco bell as well... so no big deal.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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