u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
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