Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
third nipple confirmed
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
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