So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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