i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Randomize
