when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
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