i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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