Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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