If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
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