i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
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