you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
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