I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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