singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
Its about making memories worth repressing
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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