Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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