U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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