i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
love makes seman taste better
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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