They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
Randomize
