was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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