so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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