is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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