Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
So squirting runs in the family.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
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