Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.
fuck. you.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
I could fuck to npr.
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
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