Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
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