I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
it's not cheating when I paid for it
Mom wants to know why I'm bringing a blender back to college.... didn't have the heart to tell her she's paying a $20,000 tuition for us to make margaritas and sleep through class
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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