He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
He told me they were just razor bumps!
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
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