I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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