so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
Damn victory sex feels great
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
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