Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
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