He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
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