...so i touched it.
he wants to bone in the snuggie
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
so let's talk penis.
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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