Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
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