I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
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