Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
bring money and cleavage
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
Someone signed my nipple.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
Randomize
