fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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